Does anyone make shampoo that smells like dog crap?

My dog Roscoe has been rolling in poo a lot lately. He especially likes to roll in it right after a bath, presumably to cover the clean scent of his shampoo. I want to break this cycle by bathing him in something that smells like his own feces so he won't feel the need to roll in it.





Where can I buy this?Does anyone make shampoo that smells like dog crap?
Assuming you may not want Roscoe to smell like poo, I am going to suggest happy mediums. Demeter Fragrance Library has an extensive collection of ';flavors';. Perhaps Roscoe would like to smell like Dirt, Giant Sequoia, Holy Water, or Earthworm. I was hoping to find a Hot Dog ';flavor';, but I think it is a custom order.





If Roscoe enjoys mind games, perhaps you can spray his poo to smell like shampoo. I wonder what he would want to do then.





:)Does anyone make shampoo that smells like dog crap?
Rofl @ the 2nd part of My Secret Identity's answer.








Anywho, you are HIS master,


not the other way around.


If you don't want him rolling in shyte,


punish him when he does %26amp; he won't do it anymore.


You don't have to put up with that crap.


Literally.





When my dog Bella acts up, I teach her a lesson by


delivering a swift kick to the neck.


Works everytime.








Edit-%26gt;


To the guy below me, I don't actually kick my dog, you baboon. Firstly, she is a little princess, %26amp; would have me quartered if I so much as touched her with the intent to do harm. (As would my mother) %26amp; Second, I am so big on animal rights it isn't even funny. In my world, animals %26gt; people. I'd save a kitten over a baby human any day. I would join Peta, but they're fukcing crazy %26amp; have a bad reputation.





(:
Your dog doesn't like the scented shampoos you are using. Dogs have a very sensitive sense of smell and to your dog, he probably smells like a French courtesan. Try using an unscented one.
Uh, im pretty sure kicking your dog doesn't solve anything...idiot.





Rumor has it that dogs roll in poop because the animal that left the little present for Roscoe to find, smells more ';dominant'; to him. Therefore, Roscoe wants to smell like that. My dog does the same thing.
just get unscented flea %26amp; tick shampoo so he won't think he smells funny.


my chihuahua does the same thing... fancy mexican rat dog. LOL.
Take his crap and mix it in with his shampoo
This all seems pointless. Why not just pick up the poop. Problem solved.
ur mom... haha jk, u can look something up on google so u can make it... hard work? thts all i got... :)